South Park

Parte del guión de un capítulo de South Park:

Stan: Remember the times when we were simple and cool?
Cartman: Not really..
Butters: Hey? How is it going?
Eric: Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Butters: I’m just staying around…but why are you wearing those air space masks?
Stan: Those are gas masks
Eric: If You don’t use gas masks, you’re going to get smoke or anthrax.
Butters: What? ..oh jesus!.. where do I get those gas masks? What should I do?
Eric: There’s nothing you can do, except stop breathing.
Butters: Stop breathing?
Stan: Yeah, it can’t get in if you don’t breath.
Butters: Oh, alright stan. (He stops breathing)

(The school bus arrives)

Comisary: who’s next?
Comisary: next! (he checks everything)
(Butters dies)
Comisary: Okey, clear.

(At the school)

Classmate: Oh Jesus!.. it’s going to get me, Crist!.. they’re going to get me.
Teacher: Alright class, the president has asked that American childrens all send one dollar to the childrens of Afghanistan. So, I’m going to give you this addresses.
Cartman: Hell! I’m not giving a dollar to those tall-heads.
Teacher: Cartman, the afghan people need our help.
Cartamn: Well, I’m sorry, but I thought we were at war with this assholes.

(they keep fighting)
(they got trapped in a plane to Afghanistan, and they arrived)

Eric: Hum.. hi!..we sent a dollar, four dollars to you, and you sent us this goat.
Afghan 1: A goat?
Eric: Yeah well…we don’t want it.
Afghan 1: Oh you want something else?.. all we have is that goat, your country has bomb everything else.
Stan: No, we’re not ungrateful, but non of us can keep this goat.
Cartman: It was choking on the sweet air free American so we brought it back toy your country.
Eric: Oh, and here, take this American flag as a gift.

(Afghans burned it)

Stan: Hey!...what the hell are you doing?
Eric: They told us at school childrens here loved America.
Afghan 2: Wuanchuchangjashufnajsns Cartman: What did you say?
Afghan 1: Your country is an evil empire. Your government wants to rule the world.
Eric: Then, why do you sent us this goat?
Afghan 3: because in Afghanistan we have pride, if you send us something, we most send you something back .
Afghan 1: It does not mean we don’t still hate you, now get out of here.
Eric: Hey..Hey!.. open the door.
Cartman: I told you, they have no heart.
Eric: How can they hate America so much?.. what the hell did we do?
Stan: Well, we tried it dude. If anybody else hates America in this shitty place we better get out of here...

Silence is all we have to give
And the memories of a life I wish we'd lived

I remember me
I remember YOU walking away ,

El NO de Cobos.

"Ante el cuadro de tensión que estamos viviendo y las declaraciones públicas del ex presidente Néstor Kirchner y otros funcionarios del gobierno -asegurando que la democracia peligra si no se ratifica la Resolución 125-, recordé las dramáticas palabras que pronunció el rey Ricardo III de Inglaterra cuando cayó del caballo en medio de una batalla decisiva. Shakespeare le hace gritar: “… Un caballo, un caballo, mi reino por un caballo…” ¿Recuerdan?

En estos largos meses en que el gobierno se ha empecinado en defender la Resolución Ministerial Nro. 125 a capa y espada, como si fuera algo de vida o muerte, me he preguntado si realmente cree que su futuro está atado a las retenciones y a la Resolución 125. ¿No será demasiado plantear las cosas así, en blanco y negro, sin matices?.."

María Eugenia Estenssoro.
Senadora Nacional (Coalición Cívica)

We are told to remember the idea, not the man,
because a man can fail.
He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten.

But 400 years later, an idea can still change the world.

I've witnessed first hand the power of ideas,
I've seen people kill in the name of them, and die defending them...
but you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it, or hold it...
ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain,
THEY DO NOT LOVE.

IMPOSSIBLE is just a BIG word thrown around by small men who find easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.
IMPOSSIBLE is not a FACT. It's an OPINION. IMPOSSIBLE is not a DECLARATION. It's a DARE. IMPOSSIBLE is POTENTIAL. IMPOSSIBLE is TEMPORARY.
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.