Parte del guión de un capítulo de South Park:
Stan: Remember the times when we were simple and cool?
Cartman: Not really..
Butters: Hey? How is it going?
Eric: Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Butters: I’m just staying around…but why are you wearing those air space masks?
Stan: Those are gas masks
Eric: If You don’t use gas masks, you’re going to get smoke or anthrax.
Butters: What? ..oh jesus!.. where do I get those gas masks? What should I do?
Eric: There’s nothing you can do, except stop breathing.
Butters: Stop breathing?
Stan: Yeah, it can’t get in if you don’t breath.
Butters: Oh, alright stan. (He stops breathing)
(The school bus arrives)
Comisary: who’s next?
Comisary: next! (he checks everything)
(Butters dies)
Comisary: Okey, clear.
(At the school)
Classmate: Oh Jesus!.. it’s going to get me, Crist!.. they’re going to get me.
Teacher: Alright class, the president has asked that American childrens all send one dollar to the childrens of Afghanistan. So, I’m going to give you this addresses.
Cartman: Hell! I’m not giving a dollar to those tall-heads.
Teacher: Cartman, the afghan people need our help.
Cartamn: Well, I’m sorry, but I thought we were at war with this assholes.
(they keep fighting)
(they got trapped in a plane to Afghanistan, and they arrived)
Eric: Hum.. hi!..we sent a dollar, four dollars to you, and you sent us this goat.
Afghan 1: A goat?
Eric: Yeah well…we don’t want it.
Afghan 1: Oh you want something else?.. all we have is that goat, your country has bomb everything else.
Stan: No, we’re not ungrateful, but non of us can keep this goat.
Cartman: It was choking on the sweet air free American so we brought it back toy your country.
Eric: Oh, and here, take this American flag as a gift.
(Afghans burned it)
Stan: Hey!...what the hell are you doing?
Eric: They told us at school childrens here loved America.
Afghan 2: Wuanchuchangjashufnajsns Cartman: What did you say?
Afghan 1: Your country is an evil empire. Your government wants to rule the world.
Eric: Then, why do you sent us this goat?
Afghan 3: because in Afghanistan we have pride, if you send us something, we most send you something back .
Afghan 1: It does not mean we don’t still hate you, now get out of here.
Eric: Hey..Hey!.. open the door.
Cartman: I told you, they have no heart.
Eric: How can they hate America so much?.. what the hell did we do?
Stan: Well, we tried it dude. If anybody else hates America in this shitty place we better get out of here...